Wisdom! Virtue! I could always use a tune-up. What do those Zen Monks charge for a fucking head slap? I will be goddmamned if I will pay in advance. Performance fucking based compensation! But they only get one shot. If they so much as touch me and I don't get fucking perfected, I will have them fed to the dogs. Smoky Joe, Sweetie, get your ass in here: Fetch me a fucking monk and make it snappy, Mister!