Jack and Jill, according to the WB Database, mined from over 2,000 sources, including their medical records, internet browsing history, shopping patterns recorded via bar code scan, credit history, video rentals, satellite surveillance, and Homeland Securities files, supplemented with onsite visits from the American Minutemen are:
College educated (2 year schools)
Read at 6th grade level
Employed as (Jill) Dental Hygienist and (Jack) payroll clerk
Combined income $67,000
Net worth, $5,000 consisting of equity in Hummer
They rent an apartment in the suburbs of Chicago. They attend the Church of Prosperity, where he sings in the choir.
He suffers from premature ejaculation, male pattern baldness, periodic migraines, night sweats, bloody stool (from an undiagnosed aliment) and chronic depression alleviated by Prozac. She is in love with her boss, the dentist, and is three months pregnant with his love-child. Their daughter, Mindy, died last year, falling into a well while the family was vacationing with Jill's parents in Wisconsin. Jill has a cancerous lesion caused by years of sun-bathing. She has no health insurance, and has postponed medical action, pending her winning the state lottery.
Jack and Jill's credit score is low. Their projected retirement income is below the poverty level unless they begin saving 27% of their income now. Their credit card debt is $35,000.
Consumer confidence is up, and Jack and Jill are no exception.