One Line Bio
Dungeon Master to the Stars
On Origins
Orphaned at an early age. The Happy Tutor was raised by Jesuits who taught him to master himself and others through mortification of the flesh. Having run away at age 11, The Tutor is entirely self-educated, having learned literature and philosophy through text books scavenged from a dumpster behind the local High School.
His Calling
The Happy Tutor has risen in the world by his own efforts unaided. After peddling his fanny to all comers from age 11 to 21, he sank to life insurance sales in Birmingham, AL before rising through the ranks to becomes Chief Dungeon Master, at Wealth Bondage in Dallas, TX. In that capacity, he provides pro bono morals coaching (Over the Knee) to the Rich and Famous.
Tutor's Abode
His Dumpster in the parking lot of Wealth Bondage.
Quotation
"When I was a kid roaming the streets, I didn't have any money to go to the movies like the rich kids did. So I used to go down to the city dump on Saturday nights and shoot rats with a 22. That was the beginning of my interest in giving back to Society."
man dude, you're warped.
Posted by: Dirty Rat | April 26, 2008 at 06:32 PM
Warped he may be ..but ...So? We live a convoluted existence ..so why not join in the mockery of "valid"?
You need to see Look Who Stole Your Fucking Cheese.
Posted by: The worker's prophet | April 27, 2008 at 05:43 PM