Posted by Master Bates Live from Guantanamo Bay
I want to thank my boss, Candidia Cruikshanks, CEO of Wealth Bondage for letting me blog about the Sadomasochistic lifestyle live from Guantanomo Bay Cuba where I serve as a Client Service Specialist under contract with the Wealth Bondage Home Office. I am writing here, though, in my personal capacity as a citizen, and S/m lifestyler.
After years of being in the closest just because of my personal preferences, it is great to be fully represented at last. Yes, I like beating people. In fact, if I can, and it is allowed by my boss, I like beating them to death slowly, over a period of months or years. Some sissies don't like beating people. To each his own. There is no accounting for taste. I don't judge other people for their sexual preferences. Don't you dare judge me for mine. Kidnapping. Punishment Enemas. Humiliation. Torture just short of organ failure or death - it gets my motor running and always has, but only recently have I been able to make good money, win medals, and serve my country doing what I do best.
What pisses me off are the lilly-livered attitudes of the liberals back home. It is ok for me to educate some scared little 12 year old boy on your behalf, but you don't want to shake my hand, do you? You don't want to even know about it. You want me to do the dirty work, and you just walk away. By blogging here at Wealth Bondage, I hope to open America's eyes to what, based on my experience, needs to be done to win the War on Terror, not just with the brown people over there, but right here in America. I will link and comment where I can on the best practices of ordered liberty from history and around the world.
I want to give a special shout out to Ed Fuelner at Heritage. I get the broken windows thing, Ed, I agree. Beat the blacks and browns down early like the Taser guy did to that uppity asshole Mostafa Tabatabainejad. We beat them down early and we beat them down hard, Ed, and that will discourage any of those other UCLA students from getting out of line. It is for their own good. We got a War on Terror going here folks and it is not going to be over any time soon. So, shut the fuck up and take orders or I will tear your fucking fingers off. Ed, me and Alberto Gonzalez will line the paperwork up later. Sure, they investigate. Come up empty. That is the way it goes. Wink. Wink. I have been investigated 47 times and not one reprimand. I am too good at what I do. And, I love my work.
Hey, little man, You think you got a chance? Try me, asshole. Pussy on Stick. Your sweet virgin asshole puckering up for me in terror as you whimper and whine. You know how good that feels to me? Pee running down your legs and crying for your mother just before you black out? I know the drill, Pal. This won't be my first time at the dance. For you it is the first and maybe the last. So relax little girlie man and enjoy it. You get past Blowtorch and you can deal with me. Freedom doesn't come cheap and you are going to pay the price.
God Bless America!