Posted by The Deputy Editor
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Laying Down The Law in Wealth Bondage
Albert is collecting words for Tutor upon his retirement from blogging, if not from this earth. My words are as follows: Good riddance to bad rubish. And, by the way, that Dumpster of yours is the property of Wealth Bondage. Scram!
Bloggers, see Albert if you want to add your crocodile tears or words of contempt to The Happy Tutor. Kick 'em while he's down, hands cuffed behind him. Let me get the wires and we can light up his nuts. Alternative procedures on direct orders of Pony Boy himself. With Tutor gone we will be safer than we were. Not safe, though. Then we go after the Tutor-sympathizers.
You might want to get your eulogy on file in case we need it unexpectedly. Be sure to sign your name to your post. I will be interested to smoke out the Tutor's underground network.
I'm pretty sure it's all part of an elaborate ploy to wrest Dr. Chadwallah's contract from Candidia.
Posted by: Phil Anthropoid | September 25, 2006 at 09:22 AM
(What lawman doesn't crave a wresting?)
Posted by: ahfukit | September 25, 2006 at 10:33 AM
Let me get the wires and we can light up his nuts.
Ooooh! The WB Snake Light™ ! I want!
Posted by: Horslink | September 25, 2006 at 10:44 AM
I assume Chadwallah will edit the Festschrift, or provide the annotated edition?
Posted by: Tutor | September 26, 2006 at 07:13 PM
Things seem to be unravelling, so to speak.
It will get short shrift from him, I think ... either he will redact so heavily it will serve only as a yule logm or it may well be that he will sell the original and pocket the proceeds well before you get a look at it ...
Posted by: JJ Commoner | September 26, 2006 at 09:51 PM
"There is something in the death of even the closest friend that does not entirely displease us." I believe that is from Swift's Verses on the Death of Swift/" Might make a good epigraph for the Festshrift, short sheeting yours truly, even on my death bed.
Posted by: Tutor | September 27, 2006 at 03:35 PM