Posted by The Happy Tutor
Beware! Sanitation workers are going round emptying Dumpsters. That is the word on the street. Interned with the Illegals, Dumpster Dwellers await processing in the Wealth Bondage Service Camps. "You will be placed in a good job like they did me," says the fat lady, implanting the monitoring chip. On the audio system they are playing easy listening hits from the '60s. I'm rolling down the road just to lighten my load.... Does anyone else feel a little claustrophobic in here?