Posted by Dick Minim
Well, things have certainly happened quickly. Once the Happy Tutor withdrew from active duty, The Deputy Editor quickly consolidated power in all provinces of Wealth Bondage, what with the Global War on Terror and all that. As of 9:32 am today, it is a done deal. It is now hopeless to resist. I would raise some questions, of course, and perhaps suggest a caveat, if it were any use, but let us be realistic. The time for second thoughts is past. History has spoken. Ordered liberty is now the order of the day. Wealth Bondage is Dead; Long Live Wealth Bondage. I for one am just glad to have a job. It is not so bad, really. The Deputy Editor seems to like me. And I find him quite attractive, in a macho kind of way. He gives me a shiver, the way he walks with such a swagger. And those guns of his! You should see the barrels! God, they get red hot when he shoots and shoots. And who is to stop him? More anon. Must scoot.