Just got back from the ethics course POTUS made us take. The whole damn thing was Candidia standing up and shouting over and over, "What happens in Wealth Bondage stays in Wealth Bondage!" Whatever we do is classified and anyone who forgets that is unethical and guilty of treason. Telling the truth, pros and cons, is next week, taught by Karl Rove. Then the quest lecturer for week three is Dick Cheney on the sacred bond of contracts. Week four Gonzalez is up on the subject of Torture, pro and con. Then Chuck Colson will do week five on Loyalty to your Boss. Week six Potus himself on not cussing.
O my, how do we lob a post like this one, from Tom Matrullo, a newspaper man himself, into public consciousness? Out in the Dumpster, we mutter among the piles of old papers, but the attention of the public is focused on the brand new news, as well managed as the old.
Phatgnat,c'mere, Sweetie. Wealth Bondage wants to attract a younger demographic since they will be buyers of Wealth Bondage Brand Products and Services for 50 or more years. How do I get into their wallet? I hear they like companies that are socially responsible. Well, that would be Wealth Bondage. You write the bullshit, I will pay you well. Get on with it. If sales go up, there's more for you where that came from. If not, you will never work in this town again. Now get you ass out there and peddle my fucking Wealth Bondage. Idealism sells! Give me fucking Idealism. Now, asshole!
Freedom! Yes, I laid off 20,000 people because profits were sagging and our competitors were getting an edge. My hands were tied. Freedom made me do it. Yes, I eliminated the pension plan, leaving millions without their benefits. Profits were down. Our competitors had an edge. My hands were tied. Freedom made me do it. Yes, I sent 10,000 jobs to Manila where they sweat child labor. Profits were down. Our competitors had an edge. My hands were tied. Freedom made me do it. Yes, I dump toxic waste in vacant lots rather than pay for cleanup. Profits were down. Our competitors had an edge. My hands were tied. Freedom made me do it.
Evangelicals are gullible as shit, but they got $10 and I got the flash. Lou Gossett, Sweetie, momma has a job for you. O! Wait. God is on my cell phone, gotta take this call. "God, what's it gonna cost to associate you with with this project?" Nothing? I just take your holy name in vain? Deal, brother. (Click.) What a goddamn sucker! God is such a fucking loser. And people worship Him. Cracks me up. He created the whole universe, but he didn't copyright a goddamn thing. You have to laugh. What is the point of having superpowers if you don't use them to fuck people over? Anyway, I am making tons off the film. These dumbass Christians don't call themselves "sheep" for nothing.
Robert Sheer, in The Nation. If bloggers from the beginning, with no inside information, knew we were being lied to, how could the Wealth Bondage Media have been so fooled? They want to suggest that they were fools, beknaved by Libby. But the reporters were the knaves eager for access, played by the knaves in power, who needed the reporters to fool us all, as best they could. Now, Daniel Shorr will interview Dan Rather and they will agree that journalistic ethics must be upheld.