Phatgnat, c'mere, Sweetie. Wealth Bondage wants to attract a younger demographic since they will be buyers of Wealth Bondage Brand Products and Services for 50 or more years. How do I get into their wallet? I hear they like companies that are socially responsible. Well, that would be Wealth Bondage. You write the bullshit, I will pay you well. Get on with it. If sales go up, there's more for you where that came from. If not, you will never work in this town again. Now get you ass out there and peddle my fucking Wealth Bondage. Idealism sells! Give me fucking Idealism. Now, asshole!