I am a busy executive with better fucking things to do than write an essay for Peter Karoff on "The World We Want." Hey, Minim, get your ass in her. Answer these stupid questions in my name, and make it snappy. No, dummy, get a pencil and your little steno pad.
What is your vision of a better world?
What are the conditions needed to realize it?
What are the obstacles?
Based on your experience, what parts of the vision are realistic and what ideas, strategies and plans can make it so?
Imagine no liberals! Imagine a world without whining! Imagine a world where the best rise to the top and stomp those below - who love it and kiss my boots. Imagine the priests kissing my ass. My name up there as the world's greatest philanthropist: Ms Social Venture herself. Investing in poverty. Giving our inner cities a competitive advantage by driving down wages. Eliminating government subsidies for losers. Privatizing the public parks. Owning the air and water. Wealth Bondage worldwide. Make it so, little man!
And when you finish the memo, I want every fucking employee to sign it. All together now: We love Mistress Candidia. Heaven is to serve her. Wealth Bondage is the world we want. Thank you Mistress for all you do for us.
Now get back to your cubicle.