Chastity Powers Reporting For Wealth Bondage
Hey Gang! This just in! New for 2005, Pewter Slave Bracelets. All the kids want them. Stamped, "Property of Wealth Bondage." Comes with a Numbered Genuine Slave for Life Certificate. The deed is kept permanently on file in the WB Vault. Isn't Wealth Bondage cool? For each Slave Bracelet sold, Candidia contributes $1 dollar to the cure of Early Onset Cretenism. A selfless gesture, though I am told there is no cure. So far Candidia has raised $40 million. So Wealth Bondage cures all ills. We don't need government, kids; we just need Candidia. She loves us all and wants us to be happy with her in Wealth Bondage forever and ever. I'm enthralled, how about you?