Posted by Dr. Phil, America's Physician
Look, as a successful business person with an outstanding medical practice in Dallas, providing cosmetic surgery to men and women of substance, why would I find myself drawn to Wealth Bondage? Yet for years, I have snuck in here to do Medical Scenes, on my own time, at my own expense. Yes, I do put them under the knife, if that is what they want, but not to hurt, only to heal. Medical exams, emetics, purgation, here I can operate on my own terms, without worrying about Malpractice, since this is all in fun, and our clients sign a Medical Fetish Consent Form. In real life, I have made a fortune out of my patients' vanity. I have filled vats with human lipids, left all kinds of detritus on the cutting room floor. After awhile, I am moved to give back. Here is my way, where is yours?
To mere butchery I add aeshetics. My clients leave here not only more beautiful on the outside, but more beautiful on the inside. They are better human beings, more generous, better looking, with bigger breasts, or virile members, straighter noses, or more hair, or less. Bigger balls, or no balls. Often people are not what they appear to be. Some are males on the inside and women on the outside. Some are crooks on the inside and Presidents or CEOs on the outside, or vice versa. I fix all that by fixing appearances. Here in WB you are whatever you want to be. Reality has nothing to do with it. We don't find truth, we manufacture it. As John Gay's epitaph goes,
Life is a jest, and all things show it,
I thought so once, and now I know it.
We are a nation divided. Through giving we can be united. Join me, and my assistant, Bill Schambra, please, in helping America to heal.