Posted by The Happy Tutor
I had thought about naming him "Diogenes," or "Cynic," but thought that might be too academic; besides when he showed up here he only answered to "K9." He must have been owned by a Salesperson, because if you turn him lose in the public square he can immediately hunt down and lock onto the highest net worth person in the crowd. He runs up, sniffs their crotch, bottom, and wallet area. And, if the person is an Ultra-High-Net-Worth Individual (UHNWI), he will start humping the prospect's leg, male or female, until he reaches completion. (By "he," I am referring to K9). No one, not even I, can pull him of until he is done. On the one hand, K9 has certainly increased my flow of new prospects. On the other hand, he has certainly reduced my closing ratios. Still, he is a good dog, and low cost since he lives mostly on garbage, stale beer, and cigarette butts. He loves wealthy people and so do I.