Q. Stories of financial corruption in Iraq get worse and worse every day. What you are you going to do about it? Even Halliburton seems to be involved. You know, your Vice President once led that firm? What are you going to do about it?
Pastor Ted Haggart steps down. I hope my prior post didn't have anything to do with it. I didn't mean to blow his, you know, his cover. He hates gays just like I do, it is just that some guys are so damn sexy, particularly Preachers, when they get all aflame with the inner light of God and their faces get all red and puffy. Now, meth is another story. The times me and my Brothers in the Hogs of Heaven had a few beers and got naked, we didn't need no drugs. The thrill was so real. I get a boner now just thinking about it. Preacher Jack, we used to call him, hung like a stallion. A real man of God in leather chaps. He saved me or did me, or both; it all runs together in my mind. I do remember being on my knees in ecstasy, and his saying something about accepting my Lord and Savior. And me crying and carrying on and calling out, "O God, O God, have mercy!" But then again it is all pretty new to me. Maybe the thrill wears off after awhile, just like marriage. That's the reason I say "Ban Gay Marriage" - better to keep the thrill alive. I for one don't blame, Pastor Ted. A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Once saved, always saved, otherwise why bother? Don't apologize, Ted. Just get yourself tested. I have always loved you like a brother and always will, but my heart belongs to Preacher Jack.
Q: Sir, the seas are running hot. The fish are dying. Less rain falls because the forests are being cut down and there is less transpiration into the atmosphere. Species extinction is accelerating. The seas are dying. Peak oil threatens the American Way of Life. We predict falling property values in the midwest and southwest, coastal flooding, and tens of millions fleeing from place to place, with widespread starvation and growing civil unrest. What are you going to do about it?
Rumsfield to take up blogging, at Collective Lounge. The record must be corrected. Terrorists are getting their side told. It is about time our heroic victory in Iraq got the attention it deserved. It takes a strong leader to put the fear of God into an interpretive community. Otherwise people will wander all over the map with their misreadings.