Posted by Dick Minim
The Happy Tutor is in his cups and has left instructions that he not be disturbed until the final trump of doom, or after his hangover passes, whichever comes sooner. He has asked me to carry on his work in his absence as best I can over at Gifthub in the voice and mask of the Author Function. Yes, I lack Tutor's genius, his courage, and his range of expression. We are men and "women" of a lesser age, constrained by the decorum of giving no offense. And, yes, even I can see that the Author Function is a pompous ass. There is a myth among the Dumpster Faithful that someday the Happy Tutor will return to lead his people in feasting, fasting, prayer, fornication, revelry and philanthropy. I don't see how that would be possible without turning our whole ownership society upside down. Wealth Bondage is about as dead as it can be, but the legend of The Happy Tutor lives on. I miss him dearly and pray daily for his return. More anon. Must scoot.