Posted by The Deputy Editor, Laying Down The Law in Wealth Bondage
Masks are hereby prohibited by my direct order. Those who attempt to evade full responsibility for their treacherous opinions by appearing in masks will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. A reward is offered for the capture of The Author Function. Whether apprehended dead or alive he, or his corpse, will be hung in the public square, but only after his bowels have been torn from his body and burned before his face, as a Traitor to Wealth Bondage. The traditional hood will be forbidden him. He will swing with his face exposed to public contumely, his name pinned to his chest, that all might see what happens to those insiders who write of Wealth Bondage without the full prior written consent of Candidia Cruikshanks. Insiders who speak truth in parable! Your masks will not save you. I know who you are. Wealth Bondage is under my personal surveillance. You will be hunted down to your hiding holes, smoked out, and exterminated like the vermin you are.
Wealth Bondage is dead. Long live Wealth Bondage.