The pathetic Morals Tutor to America's Wealthiest Families showed up here at Wealth Bondage, on a referral from Dick Minim and Jay Hughes. He asked me as between taxes, charity, and heirs how I would like my vast fortune divided upon my death. Since I have no rug rats of my own, and no nieces or nephews, and since I owe nothing to this great country of ours, having made my money all by myself through my own efforts unaided, my only interest is charity. My fortune will go to Rooster Foundation: Crowing in the New American Century, to protect the Freedom of American Corporations and Dynastic Families to do as we please throughout the world dominated by military might of Wealth Bondage. As for the Cruikshanks genetic line, well, trust me, with the milking machines and the test tubes, there are billions of little Candidia's in the hopper. We will preserve the Cruikshanks brand, and family line, for all eternity. No need to worry about regression to the mean; each Candidia will be a genius exactly like me. Our greatest family asset is our people - millions and millions of little Candidia's. C'mere, little boy, Momma wants you to run her an errand. Carry the sperm bucket over to the lab. You are such a loyal boy. If you keep up the good work, Momma will have you milked to perpetuate the race of fawning minions. There will always be a place for little boys like you. Yes, on your knees. Now, tell me about my morals, you ninny. Pretty fucking good, right?