After the original author function died, back in October of 2002, hacked to death, an apparent suicide in his cell, while under the protection of the Wealth Bondage Security Administration, the characters here took on lives of their own. In response to the growing unrest, I was recently appointed Deputy Editor by Candidia Cruikshanks to police the comment section, and to keep the Dumpster Dwellers in line. It has not been easy. And, on a day to day basis The Happy Tutor has been more a hindrance than a help since he tends to side with the Dumpster Dwellers against the duly constituted authorities. So, I am here, six guns loaded, to keep Wealth Bondage safe, protect the personal property of those who have it, and to encourage grassroots giving among the Dumpster Dwellers to free up Candidia's philanthropic capital for more important social ventures like building out the Town Jail to accomodate prisoners of conscience, and promoting Freedom Worldwide. So, no back talk. Let's keep it positive. Philanthropy is the name of my game. A little satire goes a long way when you are trying to cultivate wealthy people for The World We Want. Getting money out of these selfish bastards is hard enough without my having to listen to your snickering comments. So if you Dumpster Trash can't keep your damn mouths shut, I am taking you in, dead or alive.