Posted by The Happy Tutor
Now even a Parisian intellectual, Berhard-Henri Levy, ridicules "the semi-comotose state" of our despised leftists. He looked everywhere in America for meaningful dissent, but may have overlooked the Dumpters. Public intellectuals, Henri, in America are found not in malls, colleges, or think tanks, but raving naked in cardboard boxes. You stepped over me on the way to your hotel. The louder I called after you, "Hey, Bigshot! Spare me a dime!" the faster you walked. I ran after you offering a swig of my Thunderbird, and you told your chauffeur, "Drive on!" When I pounded on the tinted glass, shouting for justice, you opened a book.