Look if Matrullo is a such a great reporter why isn't he casting news like me? I mean he is pretty good looking and everything, but he does not play the game. You can't manage perceptions, Tom, unless you follow directions. Now this from Alpha Brand Dog Chow.
As explained here, by the postmortem Author Function, our Plunderphonic sound, and the great Dumpster accoustics, seem to be drawing a small crowd in the public square, including thinkers, funders, and activists from around the political spectrum. I hope they will grab a mask, and join in the dance. What happens in Wealth Bondage stays in Wealth Bondage, so even if you are a Successful Person, your secret is safe with us. First Carnival, then Lent! Soon despite or because of our best efforts will come ecological collapse, and the Rapture, leaving our children dead around the Koolaid tub and/or singing with the heavenly choir. But for now, let us drink and be merry, rejoicing in God's dying bounty. Here in the Dumpster of cast off lives, the words are not yet poisoned by those with philanthropic intent, at least not to our knowledge.
Ouch! Please don't remind me. The day at Yale when George Bush branded that big old W on my bottom is the saddest day of my life. He may say it was nothing, but it has had a very negative effect on my love life ever since. Thank God The Happy Tutor is broadminded. He always says, "Dick, we are all bound, beaten, and branded in Wealth Bondage. Don't be so hard on yourself. Bush is not a sadist, with homoerotic tendencies, just an insecure little bully. He has brought Dominance and submission into disrepute and is a disgrace to our noble trade."
I have deleted the name of the sender and her quite legitmate organization, but here is a real email inviting my colleague, Chasity Powers to a professional communicators meeting in Houston,
<Person to Remain Namless> wrote:
Hi Chastity. Can you or your associates attend the Powerful Communication Skills For Women seminar in Houston Fri., Dec. 2nd? Feel free to learn more online. This workshop has been valuable to numerous women helping their organizations reach success. Look forward to seeing your organization represented. Thanks, Chastity.
Signed, <Person who Shall Remain Nameless>
Let's just say that Wealth Bondage is always well represented whenever two or more Powerful Communicators meet.