I am a legitimate intellectual. Needing a paycheck while I write my book on TransHuman Criticism, I joined Wealth Bondage to subvert it from within. My real sympathies are with the Proletariat. When they win the Revolution, I will be right behind them.
I was asked today if my boss knows that I exist. In response, upon the advice of my attorney, I read the following prepared statement:
The Happy Tutor is a Fiction, as allowed by law. Living in a Dumpster in the public square, he delights and instructs persons of Wealth and Power. (c.f. Diogenes and Alexander.) His work as a pro bono Wealth Bondage Dom to the Stars is restricted to the unlicensed practice of the liberal arts. A free man, at least on his own time, his Moral Instruction is not regulated by any corporate or governmental hierarchy. His day job (as a Senior Pick and Pack Specialist) is something else altogether. That's Weatlh Bondage in a nutshell. Thank you for asking.
But, the short answer is, "Yes." Candidia and I are actually on very good terms. She let's me sleep in her Dumpster, feast upon scraps from her table, and drink the dregs from her bottles. In return, any tips I get for Instructing the Wealthy go directly to her. This is how a just society works. A giving circle, where we all look out for one another.
Ray notes, "All three branches of federal government are now made up of high-fiving high-scorers. The destruction of my country simply doesn't register except as winnings." Ray's country is mostly losers. Sorry we can't accomodate them. Drop by my Rooster Foundation, Ray; Dick will give you a grant request form. Have a nice day.
Been busy at the Convention handing out "credentials" to the lucky bloggers and giving them their WB Blogger Buttons. Amazing how willingly they fawn. And it sure keeps attention away from the snipers around the Free Speech Zones surrounded by razor wire. Where did democracy go, Dave? He doesn't know. But he can tell you about the contents of his knapsack. He's doing great work and I will remember to invite the toothless tiger back.
Gaawd! I can believe the shit that Anne Coulter takes from the stupid suits at CBS. I mean I am not even a conservative, but I love her hair. She's a great role model for all us career girls. I mean, fuck you and fuck you all, 'cuz I'm cool and you are poopy-faced Satanic Spawn.
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